Marvin Arrested

Marvin the Martian, the animated Warner Bros. cartoon character, was arrested yesterday when several eyewitnesses reported to police they saw Marvin exposing his helmet brush (the brush on the top of his helmet) to passing school girls. Although Marvin surrendered peacefully holding his hands in the air the police still subdued him using pepper spray, tasers, and billy clubs.  Police chief, Elmer Fodd, said in a statement, “I’m not sure yet exactly what we will charge the Martian pervert with but we will come up with something.” Al (I hate anything white) Sharpton and Jesse (the other body) Jackson are outraged at the incident and are calling for a full investigation and scheduling several marches.  Sharpton said, “This is  a case of white racist America targeting blacks.”

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