Idaho Passes Ugly Law

Idaho, home of all things spud, Sacajawea, and the Mr.Potatohead serial killer, is passing a law that bans ugly people from public places.  The law was proposed by Senator Ruth Russet (The great, great niece of Royal Russet who was allegedly behind the Irish potato famine of 1845).  Russet claims Idawhores have the right to not have to look at ugly people through out their daily routines.  Billy Goat Graham (the famous and only surviving brother of the “Three Billy Goats Graham”) is endorsing the law saying “Ugly people bum me out”.  The law is expected to pass sometime next week.

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