Congressional Hearings

Alleged crime boss and star of his own reality tv show “I married a Buffalo from Buffalo” InVitro “Doris” Scabesi testified today in front of congress, who is holding hearings on congressional corruption.  Scabesi said he had taken several jobs from congressmen ranging from rubbing out political opponents to jury tampering and on every occasion when the job was done the congressmen refused to pay up.  Scabesi said “Congressmen are an embarrassment to criminals and capitalists the way they hire people to do a job then refuse to pay them.”   When the hearings had concluded for the day, Nancy “ My Penis is bigger then yours” Pelosi said to the press, “It is clear by Mr. Scabesi’s testimony that since no money changed hands no law was broken by any congressman.”

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