The headline read “Sister Christian” still rocks. I didn’t read the article for two reasons. . . First “Still Rocks” implies that at one time it actually rocked to begin with, and “Sister Christian” never did that. And the second reason. . . “Night Ranger” sucked. . not your normal kind of suck, but more like you get trapped in a elevator that only plays “Slade” tunes kind of sucked.. . . .